I am an abstruse, enigmatic, whimsical, capricious, romantic figure, often seen scaling walls and spinning webs. I write award-winning Pulitzer Prize novels, I manage time efficiently.

Occasionally, I woo men with my sensuous and goddess like powers. I am an expert in sailing, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

I can rollerblade up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute rice in less than twenty minutes.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of spring water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants.The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and I am never "it".

On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami.

Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.

I have won bullfights in Madrid, fencing competitions in Sri Lanka, spelling bees at the Kremlin, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. And the only thing left to do, is talk to you everyday!!